December 2009
20 posts
listening to "Straylight Run - →
straylight run - existentialism on prom night #songsofthedecade
“I don’t want gay people looking at the site! can you do it with CSS3?”
– (via clientsfromhell)
Easter Dessert
Mom: Try this! It’s an Italian Easter pie. My friend at work gave me the recipe. Me: [Takes a bite] Uhhh… Mom: Can you guess the flavoring?! Me: … It tastes like fruity pebbles. Mom: Ta da! [Holds up bag of Jolly Ranchers] Me: What on earth? Mom: The recipe called for “candied fruit,” so I asked Dad to pick some up, and he brought back these. Me: … Mom: He almost brought back gummi bears, but I...
Homeless Robots
Mom: Hey, when are you having kids? Me: What? Why? Mom: You need to have a plan! When a machine gets too old they don’t bear good fruit. Me: Mom, machines don’t bear fruit. Mom: And make sure you have smart kids. If they’re dumb, I’ll put them in recycling bin. Me: …what are they going to recycle as? Mom: I don’t know. Homeless.
Cold Music
We are driving to lunch just me and mom as I play some music in my car really low. MOM: You can turn it louder if u want. Me: You don’t like this music mom. MOM: Yes I do. Me: No you don’t, it’s rap. MOM: I like the rap. Who is that? Ice cream? Me: No, his name is Ice Cube. MOM: Yea, I like the Ice Cube and Ice Cream together! -from mymomisafob.com
listening to "Matthew Wilder - Break My Stride... →
Ain’t nothing gonna break my stride. Nobody gonna slow me down, oh no. I got to keep on moving.