Welcome to my socially awkward life in bite-size form.Tumblr (3.0; @kristelyoneda)http://blog.kristelyoneda.com/<p>“When shit brings you down, just say &#8216;fuck it&#8217;, and eat yourself some motherfucking candy.” <br/> ― David Sedaris, <em> Me Talk Pretty One Day </em></p>http://blog.kristelyoneda.com/post/23984302599http://blog.kristelyoneda.com/post/23984302599Mon, 28 May 2012 23:06:06 -0700quotequotesdavid sedaris<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4rsqiCbD91qzrnr1o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>My friend, the unfinished novel, and I meet again. It does not go well.</p>http://blog.kristelyoneda.com/post/23984143665http://blog.kristelyoneda.com/post/23984143665Mon, 28 May 2012 23:01:30 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4r6qrczAT1qze5g2o1_r1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://blog.kristelyoneda.com/post/23958393665http://blog.kristelyoneda.com/post/23958393665Mon, 28 May 2012 15:55:09 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4hc0rEKGu1qzwaddo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://blog.kristelyoneda.com/post/23722992702http://blog.kristelyoneda.com/post/23722992702Thu, 24 May 2012 23:54:00 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4jupeuUFj1qzrnr1o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Stunning.</p>http://blog.kristelyoneda.com/post/23697321050http://blog.kristelyoneda.com/post/23697321050Thu, 24 May 2012 16:03:14 -0700just jaredleighton meestergossip girlblair waldorf<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3v63svcx41rvyu8do1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>This could totally be Chompers.</p>http://blog.kristelyoneda.com/post/23593161913http://blog.kristelyoneda.com/post/23593161913Tue, 22 May 2012 21:26:03 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4eulsgTUj1r46fnpo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://aseaofquotes.tumblr.com/post/23540114088/jennifer-egan-a-visit-from-the-goon-squad" target="_blank">aseaofquotes</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Jennifer Egan, <em>A Visit from the Goon Squad</em></p> </blockquote>http://blog.kristelyoneda.com/post/23544647081http://blog.kristelyoneda.com/post/23544647081Tue, 22 May 2012 07:33:32 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4faw6ytUM1r0wqrdo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://theclearlydope.tumblr.com/post/23542024326/story-of-my-life" target="_blank">theclearlydope</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Story of my life.</p> </blockquote>http://blog.kristelyoneda.com/post/23544562247http://blog.kristelyoneda.com/post/23544562247Tue, 22 May 2012 07:30:53 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4eb3qsExx1qzrnr1o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>The city sleeps alone tonight.</p>http://blog.kristelyoneda.com/post/23506655862http://blog.kristelyoneda.com/post/23506655862Mon, 21 May 2012 16:11:49 -0700los angelesnightLAcity““All the world is made of faith, and trust, and pixie dust.” -J.M. Barrie”http://blog.kristelyoneda.com/post/23461310093http://blog.kristelyoneda.com/post/23461310093Sun, 20 May 2012 20:26:50 -0700peter panquotesquotej.m. barrie<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2bq36n4ra1rtunduo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://blog.kristelyoneda.com/post/23460737818http://blog.kristelyoneda.com/post/23460737818Sun, 20 May 2012 20:16:42 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyvs6uRcmQ1qb10wfo1_r1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyvs6uRcmQ1qb10wfo2_r1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://blog.kristelyoneda.com/post/23458913629http://blog.kristelyoneda.com/post/23458913629Sun, 20 May 2012 19:46:21 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4c6zsQrPt1qzrnr1o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I could totally live in a bookstore. Set up a hammock with the shelves and read all my favorite books until I fall asleep.</p>http://blog.kristelyoneda.com/post/23432461808http://blog.kristelyoneda.com/post/23432461808Sun, 20 May 2012 12:47:00 -0700bookstorebooksnerdbookliterature<iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/hig5uLy2fe0?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>I think I like this acoustic version more than the album version (and I love the album version).</p>http://blog.kristelyoneda.com/post/23419790401http://blog.kristelyoneda.com/post/23419790401Sun, 20 May 2012 09:24:02 -0700youtubemusicliesmarina and the diamondsacousticelectra heart<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4bqhg6dvV1qf7lqso1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://blog.kristelyoneda.com/post/23418133579http://blog.kristelyoneda.com/post/23418133579Sun, 20 May 2012 08:54:50 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m30lzqpQYS1qaboh9o1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m30lzqpQYS1qaboh9o2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m30lzqpQYS1qaboh9o3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m30lzqpQYS1qaboh9o4_r2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://blog.kristelyoneda.com/post/23416904077http://blog.kristelyoneda.com/post/23416904077Sun, 20 May 2012 08:32:27 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4bq1jCPZQ1ru5emwo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thecreativecollection.tumblr.com/post/23411799304/artomatic-for-the-people-in-the-bathroom-a" target="_blank">thecreativecollection</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://artomatic.org/" title="Artomatic" target="_blank">Artomatic for the People</a>: (in the bathroom) a quotation from Allen Ginsburg</p> <p class="p1">“I saw the best minds of my generation destroyed by madness, starving hysterical naked, dragging themselves through the negro streets at dawn looking for an angry fix angelheaded hipsters burning for the ancient heavenly connection to the starry dynamo in the machinery of the night.” </p> <p class="p2"><span class="s1">― <a href="http://www.goodreads.com/author/show/4261.Allen_Ginsberg" target="_blank"><span class="s2">Allen Ginsberg</span></a></span></p> </blockquote>http://blog.kristelyoneda.com/post/23415405210http://blog.kristelyoneda.com/post/23415405210Sun, 20 May 2012 08:03:29 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4b7hj7Tdj1qzrnr1o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Flying over somewhere in Oregon.</p>http://blog.kristelyoneda.com/post/23401359282http://blog.kristelyoneda.com/post/23401359282Sun, 20 May 2012 00:00:54 -0700airplaneflightoregon<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m403qn8e2g1r46fnpo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://aseaofquotes.tumblr.com/post/23031125425/ryu-murakami-audition" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">aseaofquotes</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Ryū Murakami, <em>Audition</em></p></blockquote>http://blog.kristelyoneda.com/post/23400987417http://blog.kristelyoneda.com/post/23400987417Sat, 19 May 2012 23:48:07 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m45bzxd1HA1r46fnpo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://aseaofquotes.tumblr.com/post/23248105460/veronica-roth-insurgent" target="_blank">aseaofquotes</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Veronica Roth, <em>Insurgent</em></p> </blockquote>http://blog.kristelyoneda.com/post/23400956743http://blog.kristelyoneda.com/post/23400956743Sat, 19 May 2012 23:47:06 -0700